Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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Stafford cops are fucking insane.

I got into an accident today that wasn’t not my fault, a guy didn’t yield to a left turn and I hit him, and I had a witness but the cops didn’t take their statements and said “we’ll get to the bottom of it” but took the statement of the woman in the passenger seat of the car I hit. Like what the fuck. It was an expensive car so obviously they’re trying to get insurance money out of me and fucking hell no one believes me and the guy is fucking lying. This is ridiculous.


my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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